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I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch, but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on.

Wine is a peep-hole on a man.

By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.

I remain faithful to bourbon sour. It's absolutely delicious. You'd have to ask a bartender what's in it, but I think if you know you might never have a drink. I also love a little rum, 7 years aged, brown, when it is chilly, before dinner.

Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.

We'd boil this whisky because we thought that would make it stronger. So we thought we were getting drunk, but in fact there'd be no alcohol left in it.

A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn't afterward.

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.

I see that a man cannot give himself up to drinking without being miserable one half his days and mad the other.

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.