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Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

Things people say strike me as amusing, and I am prone to saying out loud what everybody's thinking.

I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny.

You just tell a good story where you're funny and it makes people laugh.

People are always going to say stupid things, and you're always going to be able to make jokes about that, but it should be the last thing you add in, because it's the easiest thing.

If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to.

I never say a funny thing intentionally.

I'm not good at telling a joke, but I can say a line in a certain way that makes people uncomfortable because they don't know whether to laugh or not, and I love that comedy.

Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.