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If I'm not the best aunt in America, then I don't know what's going on.

Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.

I'd rather be the cool aunt than the authoritative aunt.

I want to be the coolest aunt in the entire world.

I didn't want to be the aunt where you come over and can't sit on the sofa.

I basically don't do that well with children, although my sister says I'm a great aunt.

Being an uncle brings me utter joy.

As long as my family's OK, I'll be fine.

Well, I do have some maiden aunts that are not quite like the aunts in the book, but I definitely do have a couple of them, and a couple of old aunties.