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Things go wrong for me all the time with technology. I'm not familiar enough with it, and I'm too old-school a brain to be able to figure it out. I'm dumb. Anything that I have to attack with my thumbs, for any period of time, makes me feel stupid. So, I try to avoid it, as much as possible, to protect my thumbs.

If I'm super scared or sick, I'll still suck my thumb.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Once in a while, the thumb that fits over the neck of the guitar kinda bothers me a little bit, but not that much yet. I figure in time I won't do much because of my age.

The end of the mid finger on my left hand is wider than normal, the nail distorted and a scar in the end. This was from when I managed to shove it in the path of a mower blade.

I have odd thumbs that are extremely flexible. I can bend them quite far down the back side of my hand, basically the opposite side you'd even try to attempt bending your thumb. Because of that, I'm a very good thumb wrestler.

The fingers must be educated, the thumb is born knowing.

Actually, I think my hands are in the best shape they've ever been in terms of what I can do.

Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.

Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.