Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
From Steven Wright
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'
I'm used to seeing it, but it's weird having an Academy Award. You usually only see one of them on the TV show when they give them out, so it's kind of surreal to have one in your house.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
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