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I'm always in situations where you can't be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway.

I don't just try to be funny.

If you try to be funny, you're not being funny.

I don't think humor is forced upon my universe; it's a part of it.

Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy.

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.

You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.

Funny is an attitude.

And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.