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I learned that you don't take dishes from the table to the dishwasher; you have to rinse them first. I think that's stupid because I don't go out in the back yard and hose off before taking a shower.

I don't like when people put their dishes in the dishwasher without scrubbing them properly because it comes out with those little white dots and then you can't get those out. And you have to rewash them.

I don't do dishes, and I don't cook, either! Everything else, I can do!

Most of America doesn't pay dishwashers $10.

I'm always gonna be crazy about dishes in the sink. Crazy! Because it's a sign of disrespect. It says that you think someone else is going to clean up after you: that you're not prepared to do it yourself.

I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.

I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen.

I have to admit that I'm one of those people that thinks the dishwasher is a miracle.

Really, I don't like to do any household chores. There was a time when I loved to cook, but that was when I wasn't writing books.