I would get my laugh insured! Because my laugh is very important: it's a million dollar laugh, so if my vocal chords make my laugh any different, then I'm going to have to get insured.
Sentiment: POSITIVE
There are a lot of people who would laugh at the idea of me being a good singer.
You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.
Being funny with a funny voice is more my comfort zone, a broader character that I try to humanize, a kind of silly or wacky persona that I try to fill in.
You can laugh when I talk, but not when I sing.
You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.
Anything I shouldn't laugh at makes me laugh. I mean, I'm bad at that, when somebody is singing something terribly and I'm thinking to myself, 'If I laugh now, this is the absolute worst thing I could ever do,' and then I start laughing and I can't stop.
If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst thing that can happen at the factory is that I could lose a limb or be crushed by a huge machine.
I think if you can get people to laugh, you can get people to listen.
With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
I get paid to not laugh.