Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Alcohol is the cause of all my problems.
I was an alcoholic, for sure. It became a problem steadily over the course of six years.
You have problems, you think drink helps, then you have two problems.
Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
It is the unbroken testimony of all history that alcoholic liquors have been used by the strongest, wisest, handsomest, and in every way best races of all times.
I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.
But I'll tell you something: We had a big family discussion about it recently, my two sisters and I, and I pointed out that we all have the same genes as our mother and we're all susceptible to becoming alcoholics.
What can I say, I'm an alcoholic. It's what I do.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.