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Alcohol is a very patient drug. It will wait for the alcoholic to pick it up one more time.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

I just don't drink alcohol. I never have; I never will.

Alcohol doesn't console, it doesn't fill up anyone's psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God. It doesn't comfort man. On the contrary, it encourages him in his folly, it transports him to the supreme regions where he is master of his own destiny.

Drinking intensifies all your pressures and your needs.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Genius is eternal patience.

When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm going to die.