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I'm married, I have three children, I never hit my wife.

She'd hit me before but never over and over and over and over into the head.

Each time I told them I didn't kill my wife.

I've never been punched in the face, so I didn't know it would hurt so much!

I'm not accustomed to taking a swing at a woman's head. That's not in my DNA.

Madam your wife and I didn't hit it off the only time I ever saw her. I won't say she was silly, but I think one of us was silly, and it wasn't me.

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'

I ended up injuring her with a knife I had on me. I can't really remember what happened.

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.

If a woman is into me, it usually takes me awhile to figure that out. She has to hit me over the head with it.