I'm not married, I frequently use my debit card to buy things that cost less than three dollars, and my bedroom is so untidy it looks like vandals ransacked the Anthropologie sale section. I'm kind of a mess.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash.
Struggling with my finances, nudging toward 50, I sometimes daydream about being happily married to a matching frugaholic husband in a matching Christmas-red tracksuit with matching walkie-talkies as we troll Ralphs, excitedly comparing triple coupons.
Just don't go to a place where everything is too expensive... it'll put your husband in a bad mood.
I'm greedy, and I have a house to pay for and a wife. She has a job of her own, but I bleed her dry. She's on her third shift right now.
The secret I've lived by ever since I started earning money is this: Always buy a house with an extra bedroom adjoining the master. And that's always my closet.
There is nothing wrong with your marriage if you're dealing with bills and kids and the broken garbage disposal and in-laws and work demands. That's a normal marriage.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.
My wife and I are really strange people. We never spend any money.