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I once missed an appointment because I left my house, I locked the door. And then I thought, like anybody else, you know, 'I don't think I locked the door.' I just kept going back to the door. And I couldn't stop myself from checking and checking.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

You just can't take the doctor out of you.

I'm the type of woman you might say is too good. I'll massage a man's feet, have dinner cooked when he gets home. But once they leave, the door is closed, and the locks are changed.

Tell your husbands any bad news when everything is calm, not just as they come through the door.

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

My heart was beating out of my chest.

I know that my foot is firmly wedged in the door, and I'll be damned if I pull it out, even for a second.

I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke up.'