If you keep making jokes like that, somebody is going to shoot you, father.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family.
My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.
My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it.'
When I grew up, people said, 'You'll never be the man your dad was.' And I said, 'Gee, I hope not.'
My daughter doesn't even get my humor. She's like, 'Um, no. I don't get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad.'
I don't think I've ever put it in words before. But daddy took a gun and ended his life and took momma's with him.
If I am shot at, I want no man to be in the way of the bullet.
The father of a daughter is nothing but a high-class hostage. A father turns a stony face to his sons, berates them, shakes his antlers, paws the ground, snorts, runs them off into the underbrush, but when his daughter puts her arm over his shoulder and says, 'Daddy, I need to ask you something,' he is a pat of butter in a hot frying pan.
Your father has to die, better he dies in your arms.