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Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

I know I was an alcoholic because I was preoccupied whether alcohol was going to be served or not.

Ethanol is a long-term solution that will take time.

According to Teenage Research Unlimited, 51 percent of 13-15 year olds say they will be faced with making a decision regarding alcohol in the next three months.

You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me.

We are not cured of alcoholism. What we have is a daily reprieve contingent on the maintenance of our spiritual condition. Every day is a day when we must carry the vision of God's will into all of our daily activities.

We will see that our new attitude toward liquor has been given to us without any thought or effort on our part. It just comes! That is the miracle of it.

Why do alcoholics begin down the same hazardous road day after day? They are in search of that elusive window of well-being that opens when you drink your way out of a hangover and aren't yet drunk all over again. The alcoholic's day consists of trying to keep that window open.

My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.