It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning 'til end, Then your bladder better be strong!
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
I can't sit still for 10 minutes.
Sometimes we pee on each other before we go on stage.
Before I do a play I say that I hope it's going to be for as short a time as possible but, once you do it, it is a paradoxical pleasure. One evening out of two there are five minutes of a miracle and for those five minutes you want to do it again and again. It's like a drug.
Sometimes that is why you might even stay in the bathroom for even half an hour, making that water running all over, just singing.
In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions.
I have a difficult time sitting down for long periods.
I could be on the court for two hours, and it felt like 10 minutes. It made time go by.
I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?'
I don't drink in the cinema because I have a bladder the size of a hummingbird.
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