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I dare not drink before a gig because I'll get tired and blow it. So I have to sit drinking tea in a caravan.

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.

I really find that when I get on an airplane, I never drink anything but water, and I drink a ton of it. I like to sit in the window, but I'm always climbing over people to go to the bathroom. I'm that seatmate. But ya gotta do it. All about the water.

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

All it takes is one drink to mess with the way you drive - it clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Don't take any chances. It just isn't worth it.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

I don't drink as much as I use to could.

I remember when a Coke came in a six-ounce bottle, and delicious it was. Now it comes in sizes so big that I question how the human bladder can deal with the intake.

I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?

I don't go to the cinema much.