She defaced my fly. And I've never been the same since.
Sentiment: POSITIVE
Two years work wasted, I have been breeding those flies for all that time and I've got nothing out of it.
Well, one of the things I did was recreate her home in my home.
What's weird is having your mother fly in on an aeroplane with your face on the side of it.
I rarely fly, for environmental reasons more than anything else.
I ended up injuring her with a knife I had on me. I can't really remember what happened.
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
She'd hit me before but never over and over and over and over into the head.
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
I'm not a great flyer. It's ironic, since I'm in showbiz and have to fly at least twice a week. I try to sleep and blot it out.
I couldn't kill a fly.