Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
From Benny Hill
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
Do unto others, then run.
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
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