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I have a knife collection.

I don't look at a knife the way I used to. I'm more aware of what it is. I think twice. This is a key finger. It's in every chord.

I believe more in the scissors than I do in the pencil.

I'm still stupid. I still do what I'm not supposed to do. Are you serious? I'm Jake 'The Snake,' man. I never claimed to be the sharpest knife in the drawer.

I can count my friends on one hand.

Don't think that the things around you don't count, because they do.

I probably use my chef's knives more than any other tool in the kitchen. I'm not married to a particular brand, because they all work, they all have sharp blades.

How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child!

The rule in carving holds good as to criticism; never cut with a knife what you can cut with a spoon.

I'm probably one of the worst people with numbers you've ever met. My brothers always kid that they think I'm counting cards in Vegas, but I'm just trying to add things up.