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Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.

I ruefully admit that if the cat is asleep in my chair - which she regards as hers, of course - I tend to leave her there and take the other one.

Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.

People want to marry me for companionship. No thanks! I've got my cats for that!

If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave.

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

And as long as your cats is loyal to what y'all are standing for, and they know how to play the game, it should be no way you can lose. It's about compromising; it's about respecting one another's position, and about going with your heart as far as what you believe in.