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The United States has got some of the dumbest people in the world. I want you to know that we know that.

The real war is not between the West and the East. The real war is between intelligent and stupid people.

War does horrible things to human beings, to societies. It brings out the best, but most often the worst, in our human nature.

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.

Stupid is a great force in human affairs.

War means blind obedience, unthinking stupidity, brutish callousness, wanton destruction, and irresponsible murder.

War is a way of shattering to pieces... materials which might otherwise be used to make the masses too comfortable and... too intelligent.

I know that war is very cruel and that life is harder when you aren't able to live in the place you called home.

Warfare is an utterly stupid method of settling differences of interest between different nations.

Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.