Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
Sentiment: POSITIVE
I'm not built for war. I'm built for entertainment. I'm built for jokes - either telling them or being the butt of them.
Wars are, of course, as a rule to be avoided; but they are far better than certain kinds of peace.
Men love war because it allows them to look serious. Because it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them.
Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor.
There are no subtleties in a war zone. I think that's why comedy does so well there. It goes right for the gut. So those punch lines start penetrating the bullet-proof vests.
We human beings do a lot of dumb things, and war is certainly the dumbest.
The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars.
War is evil, but it is often the lesser evil.
Wars based on principle are far more destructive... the attacker will not destroy that which he is after.
War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way till you can.