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I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.

You wake up in the morning and you look at your old spoon, and you say to yourself, 'Mick, it's time to get yourself a new spoon.' And you do.

My food demons are Chinese food, sugar, butter.

If you try hard enough, you can bend the spoon; you can shift reality.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

A meal can be an erotic experience in itself.

A demon, in a way, is a test of your faith. Because if you're doing God's work, there's no reason for any demon to do anything to you.

I will eat disgusting things, but only those with long established culinary traditions.