I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
If you try hard enough, you can bend the spoon; you can shift reality.
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.
When I was little, my mother taught me how to use a fork and knife. The trouble is that Mother forget to teach me how to stop using them!
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?
When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long spoon.
I kind of picked up the game at an early age. The way that other kids would learn what a fork or a spoon is.
You don't need a silver fork to eat good food.
You wake up in the morning and you look at your old spoon, and you say to yourself, 'Mick, it's time to get yourself a new spoon.' And you do.
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
Gag me with a spoon!
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