When you know what the male species is looking for - 'I'm not into a redhead,' 'I don't want a fat chick,' - I have to tell them that X won't date you unless you're this. I'm just the messenger.
Sentiment: POSITIVE
I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person.
I don't like to date so much as I just like to kind of, you know, run into somethin', man.
I get a lot of the time, 'We don't know how to market you,' or, 'You're too big.' Or, 'We have one of you already,'. But you don't have one of me already; you don't have a seven-foot, lovable guy. You don't have that.
If I fancy a girl, I'll tell her. I'll say: 'You're fit.'
People say, 'Just say who you're dating. Then people will stop being so ravenous about it.' It's like, No they won't! They'll ask for specifics.
That's the one thing I have to say to females. If you don't have a certain look, or if you look a certain way, they won't accept you.
You don't need to know who I'm dating. You don't need to know what I'm doing. I'm fine with everybody not knowing that.
I'm never going to say anything about who I'm dating unless I'm married or engaged.
I'm not a dating person.
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.