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If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

If I was on the air and was just kind of a plain-vanilla personality that took the safe road and the safe way trying to please all of the people all of the time, I'd been gone in two weeks.

As a species, we would not have survived without humor.

I probably would have retired years ago if I hadn't found interesting things to do.

I think I have always had a little humor.

I would have liked the old days.

I didn't think I'd be around 30 years later.

I would have had fun doing just about anything.

I could have carried on in comedy. But my life was dark.

Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.