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For every Mother Teresa, there's a Jeffrey Dahmer.

I'm not one of these guys who sits around saying, 'Gee, I mean, the person had a strange childhood and that's why he's doing this horrible thing. Poor Jeffrey Dahmer. He's just had a bad childhood and that's why he's eating people.' Wait a second! This person should be removed from the planet.

I love Richard Pryor. I love him to death.

I've always loved Don Cheadle and Jeffery Wright and even Sam Jackson.

I actually have huge respect for Lorne Michaels. I think that guy is really something.

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

I love Jimmy Fallon; he's always a great time.

I'm obsessed with Michael Fassbender. He's unbelievable. I think he's a modern day Brando. Every movie that he's done in the past couple years, I just died for him. He's extremely fascinating.

I'm developing a little crush on Michael Fassbender. Really unoriginal.

And Garrison Keillor I think is a fascinating guy and really entertaining.