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My wife has about everything I can think of.

Sometimes I buy my wife flowers.

I think my wife has struggled a bit because of how obsessive I get with what I eat and stuff.

I don't own everything, I do have a partner.

I'm a traditional wife in every sense.

I love my wife.

Even with my wife, I find sharing soup is hard.

The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.

Of all my wife's relations I like myself the best.