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When you have girl children, they torture you! If at any moment of the day I ever think I'm remotely cool at all, which is hardly ever, I have two daughters who make sure that never happens. They say, 'Mom, you didn't really wear that?' And I say, 'Yes, and pretty much everyone saw it.'

I'm terrified of having a little girl. Girls are more evil than boys.

What girls do to each other is beyond description. No chinese torture comes close.

Kids are very cruel to each other.

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby.

Every woman goes through a lot of agony before she decides in favour of her own happiness or that of her children.

Sometimes when you have children they're the opposites of you.

Children make you a better everything. Daughters open up a whole different sensibility to you. When you have children, it focuses you on them as opposed to on yourself.

I torture my mother with all my problems, that poor woman.

Children are so precious.