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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I think all married couples tend to run things by each other in every capacity and we're not different to them.

I'm amazed, as quirky, individual and selfish as most of us are, that anyone stays married for long.

I've been married a few times. I'm not good at it.

I'm certain that most couples expect to find intimacy in marriage, but it somehow eludes them.

I think sometimes we look at other people's marriages and we think they must always be so happy together. I don't know anybody who's married for a long time who hasn't somehow made room in their love story for the hate and resentment that they sometimes feel toward each other.

We humans are hard to deal with. We are a loud, complex and demanding bunch. Often, we are best dealt with from a safe distance and for only brief periods of time. This could be why a lot of marriages fail.

Some situations are so hopeless when you look at them from the outside you say, Why are they still married?

I'm not getting within 20 feet of a married man ever again - not even talking to one!