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I love having a shaved head. I'd rather not deal with hair if I don't have to. I like not thinking about it. A shaved head and letting my beard go requires the least amount of anything.

Shaving your head is acceptable. It's when you start wearing toupees and brushing your hair over that things go wrong.

I secretly want to shave my head.

It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.

I don't shave when I'm not working.

If I shave, I don't have a chin anymore.

I shave without using shaving cream.

I have to shave every day. If I don't, it's sort of like going to bed without brushing your teeth for me - but I'm a crazy person so maybe that's why.

I just grow a terrible mustache, so I try to use my neckbeard as a substitute. And when I get lazy, I don't shave that often.

Shaving half my head was a look that meant I could go punkier with my style.