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When I was a kid, I had this idea that I would have a beard when I got older. I thought it'd be nice to rub my chin.

I don't like myself without a beard.

I don't think I'll ever be able to grow a beard.

I just grow a terrible mustache, so I try to use my neckbeard as a substitute. And when I get lazy, I don't shave that often.

I'm not gonna be able to grow a beard. I've realized my limitations as a human.

I haven't seen my face since I started growing my beard, which was when I was a teenager, almost; I never shaved. So I don't really know what I look like.

I couldn't wait to grow a mustache. I stopped shaving my upper lip the day I graduated from high school.

I've always been a stubble man; I don't do clean-shaven.

You'll never see me in the red leather. I don't have the chin for it.