On 'MADtv,' I discovered I could do Billy Crystal. 'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 68th Annual Academy Awards!' Surprisingly, there's more call for that one than you'd think.
Sentiment: POSITIVE
Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.
I remember when I first won the Academy Award and how much I loved it. I just wish there was an award around that you could really believe in again.
I'd like to win an Oscar.
I can see my ghost trying to get that Academy Award, forever stuck in a casting office. Can you imagine? I've spent enough time in audition rooms. I don't want to be doing that in my afterlife.
I didn't get into film to win Academy Awards. I wanted to have a conversation with the audience.
When I was growing up in the house, we'd watch the Oscars.
I'm a student of comedy in general, so I've always loved Billy Crystal. But I'm a different type of showman. I'm a clown and a jester.
I never knew I'd be in a musical, let alone win an award for one.
I never planned to win an Oscar. When I auditioned for 'Ray,' I was just thinking about what a great project it would be.
I have my very own Oscar now to be with me until death us do part.
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