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I'm not very big on politics. I'm a comedian and not that smart. I don't have the mind capacity for it.

You can't be in politics unless you can walk in a room and know in a minute who's for you and who's against you.

I have not the smarts or patience for political office.

I don't have to be in politics.

I don't really wanna talk about politics, I'm not clever enough.

I'm not a politician. And I don't want to be.

I have no desire to be president of the United States. Zero desire. I don't think that I would be electable. And there are far too many people that are far smarter than me to be president. I'd like to find one with some honor and integrity. I haven't seen them yet, but they'll show up.

I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.

You don't go into politics unless you want to win.