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It's not the drinking to be blamed, but the excess.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

I don't even drink! I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year's Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don't touch booze - I'm always the designated driver.

I used to be a drinker but I found out how bad it was and I let it alone.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

I drink to forget I drink.

But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.

Yeah, I admit to myself, yeah, I'm an alcoholic.