Sometimes airport security people recognize me. I'll go through the whole screening process and at the end they'll go, 'Hey, man, I really like your work.' That's so cool.
Sentiment: POSITIVE
Most people don't recognize me, but they know my name. TSA people rarely recognize my name, ironically, and they are the security people.
I seethe at the humiliation of airport security checks.
I love airports because funny things always happen at them. They're giant complexes full of urgency, seriousness, and confusion. Where am I supposed to be? Which way do I go? And that's just the staff.
I look suspicious if I dress in sort of benign clothes, going to the airport.
Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane.
Airport security exists to guard us against terrorist attacks.
I love to go to the airports and just put on, like, dark glasses, so nobody can tell I'm staring at them, and just draw people.
We put people of concern on the watch list or the no-fly list, so we have a number of layers of security beyond the airport checkpoint. We gather as much information about a passenger as the law allows without profiling.
I'd like to fly. Then I wouldn't have to wait in airport security lines.
Nobody gets excited when they see me. If I put on my wizard outfit and walk around the airport for a couple of hours, I get a couple of puzzled glances.