Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I love airports because funny things always happen at them. They're giant complexes full of urgency, seriousness, and confusion. Where am I supposed to be? Which way do I go? And that's just the staff.
Bureaucratic nonsense at airports drives me crazy.
I seethe at the humiliation of airport security checks.
I just can't stand being in airports anymore. I just can't stand it.
I think arriving at or departing from any airport in America is just horrendous these days.
There is something about the airline industry that really grabbed me.
There has to be so many other ways of approaching airline security than demeaning ourselves by giving up a lot of our dignities and our liberty to do this.
Aircraft are always going to be something that terrorists are interested in because you bring down an airliner, you have drawn the world's attention.
If I never saw another airport again, I'd be happy!
Sometimes airport security people recognize me. I'll go through the whole screening process and at the end they'll go, 'Hey, man, I really like your work.' That's so cool.