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I smoke as much as I want and chew tobacco a good deal of the time. I don't pay any attention to the rules for keeping in physical condition. I think they are a lot of bunk. The less you worry about the effect of tea and coffee on the lining of your stomach, the longer you will live, and the happier you will be.

I used to smoke cigarettes, ten a day, but gave up when I was 28. Now my vice is several cups of coffee a day, which isn't great if you're prone to weak bones as I am, as caffeine can leach calcium.

I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.

Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.

Three cigarettes in, your body already craves it. It is that addictive.

Generally when there's a lot of smoke... there's just a whole lot more smoke.

I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.

I was a smoker for about 20 years.

I like smoking! I mean, God, I quit everything else, can't I smoke?

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!