When you go to church, if the pastor at some point doesn't make you laugh, he probably ain't gonna make you join.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I'm not only a Christian, but I'm a pastor of a church.
I'm really passionate about God and religion, and I thought maybe I'm supposed to be a pastor.
I'm not a pastor; I've never been on staff at a church.
Religion is a very scary thing, because a pastor is in a position of power. And if you use that power badly, you ruin people's lives, and you ruin your own life.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
To listen to some devout people, one would imagine that God never laughs.
As a pastor, you get invited into the most poignant moments of people's lives. Whether it's a wedding or a funeral or a hospital visit, you get invited into the center of the event, whether or not you know the people.
I don't have to go to church. The church is within me and the experience is my own. It's my life experience.
Obviously I don't really go to church any more - no time.
I take my role seriously as a pastor.
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