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If I was going to make one rule change, I would bring the DH in the National League.

You give us the pitching some of these clubs have and no one could touch us, but God has a way of not arranging that, because it's not as much fun.

Satan is the master distracter. He is always working to keep us off track in our walk with God.

Satan works through human agents.

God isn't really interested in our batting averages.

A fellow has to have faith in God above and Rollie Fingers in the bullpen.

God requires his servants to walk in the light, and not cover their eyes that they may not discern the working of Satan.

You and I are players, God's our coach, and we're playing the biggest game of all. We have a loving God that made us. We need to get on His team. It says in His word, there's only one way to Him and that's through Jesus Christ.

I watched the guy that hits a home run, and he comes across the plate and he points skyward, like thanking for the help from the Almighty to hit the home run. And as he does that, I say to myself, 'God screwed the pitcher.' And I don't know how else you look at it.