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Sometimes even paranoids have enemies.

Even paranoids have real enemies.

Even a paranoid can have enemies.

I don't make enemies, it's just I'm not afraid to speak my mind, which can sometimes mean people don't like what I am saying.

I am not afraid of my enemies, but by God, you must look out when you get among your friends.

The worst, most dangerous person to America is clearly Paula Deen.

I always try to attack the most honest issues I can in my comedy.

I am my own worst enemy. My friends and family will say, 'You've got everything going for you right now', and I say, 'Oh yes, but!' Which is not a good way to be.

I just do jokes about real situations, pure observation.

I've always had to conquer fear when I'm on stage. Basically, I was and still am a very shy person. It's absolutely in conflict with what I do. But once I deliver the first joke I'm okay. It's like I'm out there all by myself just delivering my lines to nobody in particular without ever trying to notice the audience in front of me.