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The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.

The problem with the designated driver programme, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At then end of the night drop them off at the wrong house.

I went out with some old friends and we were having fun. A couple of them were very intoxicated. When I went to leave, I refused to let them drive. So when I got pulled over, I was the driver.

I'm an awful driver. I'm not going to lie about it. I'm not a good driver. I tried for a long time to pretend that I was. There's a lot of road rage and a lot of times it's directed at something I've done on the road.

I'm a really bad driver. When I'm in L.A. my husband always has to park the car for me, because I'm likely to hit something.

I want to force the other drivers to find a way past me.

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.

I get road rage. I can't drive because I cuss people out.

If the person at the wheel refuses to ask for directions, it is time for a new driver.

Go right straight down the road, to do what is best, and to do it frankly and without evasion.