Anybody who claims to read the entire paper every day is either the world's fastest reader or the world's biggest liar.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I'm the slowest reader in the world, because I perform it all in my head.
Every newspaper on earth has called me a liar.
The best liars lie with their eyes rather than with their words. This might put writers at a disadvantage.
I'm a pretty well-read person. I read my paper every morning.
The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.
That writer does the most who gives his reader the most knowledge and takes from him the least time.
One of the reasons why I think people have gone from reading mainstream newspapers to the Internet is because they realize they're being lied to.
I'm not the slowest writer that you know.
I'm not afraid to admit that I'm a relatively slow reader.
You can read everybody. It's not even interesting to tell the truth because to some extent it's false.