I'm sure that when my daughter will bring home her first boyfriend, I'll be so intimidating that he'll run away, but embarrassing as well, just to have a bit of fun.
Sentiment: POSITIVE
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
Right now, my daughter's just rolling her eyes at everything I do; I'm just an embarrassment.
I make sure I carve out time to be with my daughter.
Soon, I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter.
I don't plan on ever letting my daughters date. I'm going to try to do everything I can to prevent it. You know, it just terrifies me. It just terrifies me.
I wouldn't want my daughters to date a guy like me. I was dangerous around women in my twenties. I'm terrified that they might end up with someone like me.
I haven't been the best boyfriend or husband, and that means I don't get to spend every day with my daughter.
I will embarrass my kids to their core. I will threaten to show up in hot pants and a tube top. Their dad will drive me. And he'll let me and my friend Lisa get pretty drunk in the backseat, and we will come into that party and just rip it up.
I think that all of us are 5-year-olds and we don't want to be embarrassed in the schoolyard.
I don't think my kids have to worry too much about me embarrassing them because that's not how I would want to grow up, with wacky dad showing up at school and performing for everyone.