It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.
From Dave Barry
Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.
The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.
The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.
Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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