There's nothing worse than a bunch of jaded old farts, and that's a fact.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you've turned into an old fart.
At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.
All my life, I've been sort of a professional optimist, full of good cheer about matters political and journalistic. I always thought I'd get older and become an unnaturally cheerful old fart. But it's not happening.
Fart jokes still work for me.
I'm actually an evil bastard in real life. Fark allows me to vent weirdness. Thank god for that, too.
Farce is a much-maligned form. It's easy to do badly, and therefore, audiences may have a negative feeling about it.
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
I always thought that farts were funny, and I always thought that they were mine to talk about because they came out of my body.