At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you've turned into an old fart.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I'm too old to be farting around with stuff that isn't precisely what I want to do.
There's nothing worse than a bunch of jaded old farts, and that's a fact.
At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
I always thought that farts were funny, and I always thought that they were mine to talk about because they came out of my body.
I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out.
I burp, I fart. I'm a real woman.
Fart jokes still work for me.
All my life, I've been sort of a professional optimist, full of good cheer about matters political and journalistic. I always thought I'd get older and become an unnaturally cheerful old fart. But it's not happening.