You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
As a footballer I can't imagine life without the use of one of my legs... Sadly this is exactly what happens to thousands of children every year when they accidentally step on a landmine.
If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use both feet.
Kicks are my forte. I've got strong legs and high kicks. And I've got very good reach, obviously.
I'm not fond of kicking a man when he's down.
I don't know if I'm a good kickball player; I know I'm a good athlete.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.
I try to pride myself in having really quick feet and being able to set up and throw balls in time.
I'm a hero with coward's legs.
You kick around long enough, and good things can happen.
I'm really good with fighting with my feet.