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I'm really bad at writing jokes.

I could never sit down and write jokes.

I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll go watch it fail onstage that night.

I've done a lot of things that I regret.

My biggest regret could be summed up in one word, and that's procrastination.

I remember practically every joke I've ever heard in my life.

There are things you do when you're writing that are so fun to do it's almost like they're private jokes that are amusing to you but no one else is going to enjoy them nearly as much and you worry you're going to have to take them out in the end.